By now anyone who is connected to the media knows that Miley Cyrus has some sort of an animal fetish, having tossed the salad of a stuffed animal and shown her camel toe on the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA). Moms everywhere are upset, pedophiles everywhere are happy, Katy Perry is glad she looked better in the Elmo shirt on SNL than Miley did in her pseudo Elmo shirt, and Bishop Craig wants to know...who cares? Middle class white mommies are all upset, but middle class, consumerist, materialist white mommies created the monster that is Miley Cyrus. Its more than a little hypocritical to complain now! On the other hand, maybe they are just jealous...
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Miley Cyrus
| VMA | MTV | camel toe | tossed salad